Do you or your family have a cute or unique name for something ordinary? What is it and why?

Example: We've always called the TV remote "the commote", a friend of mine calls the dish washing liquid "the bubbles".

Do you or your family have a cute or unique name for something ordinary? What is it and why?
We call the TV remote control the "Twanger." There was an old radio show starring Smilin' Ed McConnell. He had a character "Froggy the Gremlin." Smilin' Ed would always yell, "Plunk your magic twanger, Froggy" whenever he wanted Froggy to appear. (Remember this was radio.)
Reply:We always referred to our daughter's chest area as "noodles". My mom has a lot of them: toes are "piggers"; teeth are "buckies"; a blanket is a "blankie" and my sister and I used to call horses "Woowies". When my kids were little and they wanted to play/wrestle with each other they'd ask if the other wanted to play "peeot" (it's more a sound than a word I think)
Reply:I call the vagina a coolie mollie! My son call his testicles eggs